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DR. SHELDON COOPER -




LONDON 2012 -


TAGS: london olympics 2012
Rating: 4.86/5

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CloudchaserS - August 4, 2012, 11:49 am, #238062
5L because it's true!


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...


TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 4.02/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm, #243902
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am, #238357
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm, #238337
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm, #238264
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am, #238205
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm, #238176
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am, #236504
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am, #236498
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am, #233921
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am, #233918
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm, #233869

Thank you, Budog!~~


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


PURPLE HAYS - All in my brain, lately things just don't seem the same ...


TAGS: purple hays dont ssem same
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Budog

carebear - March 21, 2012, 3:01 pm, #231793
(carebear BANNED)
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 12:08 pm, #231778
Funny! I like the simple ones... wait what does that say about me?
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 7:14 am, #231765
Good one! Hendrix played left-handed on an upside down Fender Stratocaster strung a**-backward.


WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

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turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm, #243266
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY - License and registration sir. Do you have any idea of why I pulled you over today ?


TAGS: coincidence conspiracy cop donut truck
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Budog

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:36 pm, #231359
Me gets the feeling we won't see this on COPS
falloutghoul - March 2, 2012, 10:07 pm, #230534
"Cuz you can smell it!"
carebear - March 2, 2012, 11:46 am, #230520
(carebear BANNED)


IT'S SIMPLE - Kill the Burger King


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker burger king zomg waffles
Rating: 3.59/5

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stavro1 - November 14, 2009, 11:23 pm, #136638
you asked
JESSE - June 11, 2009, 10:22 pm, #86118
does anyone notice how well of a crop job this is?!
Biodeath - February 9, 2009, 3:11 am, #58229
Hell of a plan. Epic battle right there.


DONATE - for Good will...




NICE KITTY -


TAGS: sheldon bigban mountain lion
Rating: 4.95/5

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MPsniper - November 6, 2011, 7:41 am, #225600
bazinga
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2011, 4:47 pm, #225505
I've said it before....Airman can sing me to sleep any time.


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.14/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am, #171251
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red ***e...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am, #168560
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm, #136823
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am, #136251
i dont use ph**shop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need ph**o shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm, #136176
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use ph**oshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm, #136162
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm, #136161
You dont need ph**oshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am, #136051
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am, #136050
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am, #136037
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am, #136031
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am, #136029
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm, #135966
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm, #135929
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm, #135881
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm, #135873
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm, #135872
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm, #135870
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm, #135869
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm, #135867
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm, #135864
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm, #135851

this is so true. 5L


IN SOVIET RUSSIA..... - .....people learn not to divide by zero starting at a young age




I AM TRYING TO EAT HEALTHIER - So how do you think I am doing so far ?


TAGS: trying eating healthier donut salad
Rating: 4.14/5

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Derek - July 7, 2011, 8:04 pm, #221105
I expect this will be NYPD approved.


PIMP MY RIDE - ORIENTAL EDITION -


TAGS: ja****s bass donkey mule
Rating: 4.67/5

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Greeny - December 4, 2014, 8:29 pm, #258514
Hi Random Poster
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:38 am, #193092
I don't care what it is.....I'm gonna make it my b****.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:36 am, #193091
don't know exactly, but I would guess it's a hybrid of horse and donkey (hinny or mule). But I needed the "ass" for the play on words. I raise no claim to rightness! ;)
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 10:00 pm, #193007
Is it a horse or a donkey?
rerun - September 9, 2010, 7:17 pm, #192976

That horse rocks
Faceplant31 - September 9, 2010, 7:15 pm, #192974
Nice forseti, 5 subs for you


AIRBORNE SCHOOL - Week 1: Separates the men from the boys Week 2: Separates the men from the fools Week 3: The fools jump!




9-11 PATRIOTS DAY -




TEASER -


TAGS: don t tell
Rating: 4.9/5

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mariand - February 12, 2013, 12:06 am, #243410
thank you UG!!!
ughomer - February 11, 2013, 9:27 pm, #243402
Simply D-best!
mariand - November 20, 2011, 12:41 pm, #225983
It's your choice... the point was, you can't criticize someone about something you are not able to do...
alex4digiprod2 - November 18, 2011, 11:57 am, #225922
Which is why I don't make posters.
mariand - November 17, 2011, 10:09 am, #225884
Hey, you're right alex...but you know, only those who don't make posters, won't make mistakes...;)
alex4digiprod2 - November 17, 2011, 9:51 am, #225882
*Then
mariand - November 15, 2011, 5:13 pm, #225833
lol @ champ... thanks, I won't
champ99 - November 15, 2011, 4:25 pm, #225830
Please do not eat the big white mint. ;-)


CONTINUING EDUCATION -


TAGS: i asked my wife if she wanted to take one of these and she said they don t what they are talking about down there
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

corbett06 - September 7, 2010, 6:35 pm, #192730
5Ls for you bone love it
Sesshu - March 31, 2010, 1:32 pm, #168380
Class 5... My wife need to take that! >:o
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:49 pm, #168157
Class 8- Like a glove!
BoneCD - March 30, 2010, 5:46 pm, #168156
@TOC...U GO GIRL!!!!
thatonechick - March 30, 2010, 3:12 pm, #168128
I'm teaching class 8. No, seriously, I rule at parallel parking.
camden - March 30, 2010, 3:11 pm, #168127
niiice, 5 lions, great one bone.
erock - March 26, 2010, 5:33 pm, #167012
5l's bone great poster
ICEMAN - March 25, 2010, 7:14 pm, #166860
Nice one Bone. 5 class credits.


ROCK PAPER SCISSORS LIZARD SPOCK -


TAGS: as sheldon explains it
Rating: 4.71/5

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R.S.Jake - March 12, 2010, 3:16 pm, #164077
You're in my seat. :)~
Cubbybear - March 12, 2010, 3:14 pm, #164076
BAZINGA! 5/5


ATLANTA AIRPORT -


TAGS: y all don t come back now ya hear
Rating: 4.15/5

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jvosk - March 6, 2014, 7:33 pm, #253435
Fake, obviously. For starters, the same runway in opposite directions would actually be, with runway 9R as the first, the same runway in opposite direction would be 27L. Runways are numbered by the compass heading when landing/taking off.
CpnKangaroo - January 19, 2010, 9:05 pm, #153183
i've been to the atlanta airport, gotta say, very slow. anyway 5 dark haired virgins in paradise
phydeaux - January 18, 2010, 10:48 pm, #153021
5 Evil chuckles...


AMISH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS -


TAGS: we don t believe in der power
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am, #146123
That is absolutely cheating!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:14 am, #146120
I still think they cheated...
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am, #146118
hand framed. I said no, the generator use, isn't that cheating. They told me that since they owned the generator it was OK to use it.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:10 am, #146117
I once hired an Amish carpentry crew to frame a house for me. They had a non-Amish driver bring them in a van to the site, and upon arrival the unloaded a generator from the van. I asked them if the generator was cheating...they said no, it will still...
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:36 am, #145922
that's funny **** there! 5 rumspaga's


MCDONALDS - Let's Put A Smile On That Face!


TAGS: mcdonalds the joker
Rating: 3/5

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IchbinKurt - September 17, 2009, 9:45 pm, #118998
Very well done.


CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

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Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am, #223358
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm, #223311
true 5tory


RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.




THE FINAL SHOWDOWN -


TAGS: dont eat the chicken skins
Rating: 4.65/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - May 11, 2013, 12:02 am, #245638
Rule 35. If it exist the Japanese have made a cartoon or comic book about it.
pzykosiz - May 8, 2011, 7:47 pm, #218293
nice to see you back bart. 5L's
rerun - May 7, 2011, 9:49 pm, #218259

Or PM a member for a**istance.
Verdeckt - May 7, 2011, 9:45 pm, #218256
If it's a serious question, check the "Tips on making a good Motivational" forum or try another maker.. http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
Greeny - May 7, 2011, 3:35 pm, #218245
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving...It's it's a bathroom blitz, it's it's a bathroom blitz
the1stCOMMI3 - May 7, 2011, 1:56 pm, #218240
How do you get your title underlined like that?


THE NEED FOR SPEED - "Five minutes 'till they stop serving McMuffins... I can still make it."


TAGS: fat fail owned motorcyle mcdonald
Rating: 3.29/5

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MO - July 2, 2009, 5:54 pm, #92341
can't type.....too frickin funny! 5 muffins!
Lex - July 2, 2009, 3:48 pm, #92318
40 or 50 cows died to get that much leather over his fat a**.
agdaniele - June 29, 2009, 9:32 pm, #91595
Hilarious.


MCDONALDS - Their Burgers Are Made Fresh !!




TECHNOLOGY -


TAGS: they said it couldnt be done
Rating: 4.83/5

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RoadJam - September 11, 2010, 5:06 pm, #193328
Those Japanese think of everything ^_^
Occupo Noctis - September 10, 2010, 8:41 am, #193127
5 curry scented lions...
motinet - September 10, 2010, 8:06 am, #193120

Wow... look at the votes.. .going straight to the hall of fame
Curiosity - September 9, 2010, 8:20 pm, #192984
I don't believe it, it's gotta be shopped. 5 Lions
Iconoclast - September 9, 2010, 8:07 pm, #192982
5 cynical Lions
forseti - September 9, 2010, 7:00 pm, #192968
knew the joke (still funny), but with this pic it's awesome! 5 teeth
Testimus - September 9, 2010, 6:23 pm, #192959
Hahaha, I love it!!
frixxxx - September 9, 2010, 6:09 pm, #192956
5L of course
Feasibly - September 9, 2010, 6:00 pm, #192953
My wife was looking over my shoulder *with shoe in hand* as I read this and dared me to laugh. So I gave it a 5 with a straight face and a snicker under my breath.
Airman - September 9, 2010, 5:36 pm, #192949
a wise man
GySgt1811 - September 9, 2010, 5:35 pm, #192947
5 from me, Airman. (I had to wait 'till the wife wasn't around.)
Reality Lord - September 9, 2010, 5:14 pm, #192945

lolz dude!...huge


MCBEATDOWN - The other clowns want Ronald to act more like a goofy clown to entertain the children; But Ronald don't play that.


TAGS: ronald mcdonald
Rating: 2.65/5

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andnowforme0 - February 8, 2011, 10:55 pm, #212036
R.I.P. Homey the Clown.


FORGIVENESS - "I pardon you."




THIS CHRISTMAS -




YOU TELL ME -


TAGS: dont ask dont tell
Rating: 4.64/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 12:55 pm, #216198
Suberb Airman! 5L
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 2:13 pm, #200174
I've been watching you Panic, and catching you, won't be a problem.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 1:56 pm, #200172
Blah, it happens everywhere I go... but on which side of the monitor is the problem? And can you proof it? Catch 22 me if you can... ;-P
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 1:05 pm, #200171
And most Motifakers can't tell the difference between your comments and 4 rabid monkeys humping on a keyboard.
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 12:56 pm, #200170
Airman came the right place, most of the politfakers can't tell the difference between satira and propaganda... don't let it happen here, too!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:50 am, #200166
Great idea...all serious debates should be taken up in pm's....Just don't talk about me behind my back, I'm very sensitive.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:41 am, #200165
sorry moo, I'll pm him.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am, #200164
My bad Mooo!
50cal - October 29, 2010, 11:40 am, #200163
Not at all. However by signing your contract you are in agreement with the government that its needs come first and foremost and your own last.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2010, 11:29 am, #200162
Oh, Come on guys...Funny or GTFO. You're bringing up stuff that was ended in September.
crankyhead - October 29, 2010, 11:08 am, #200161
so the 1st ammendment is unprofessional? This is not a slight on you 50cal, you seem like a good guy, just curious to hear your opinion.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am, #200152
discriminatory but because it's about being professional.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am, #200151
The same goes for your personnel beliefs and culture. They take the back seat in the name of the military professionalism. The military has a code that dictate what you are able to do and how you should carry yourself on and off duty. It's not because its
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:32 am, #200150
want g** people but rather keeping the force professional. Any vet knows what I'm referring to. In the service you are all the same, act the same, and are battle brothers despite being black, white, and everything between.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:31 am, #200149
Let's put this into perspective so the gen public can understand. There are quite a lot of g** men and women in the service right now. No problem with that so long as it's don’t ask or don’t tell. The reason why it is still in place this day in age is not
BHartranft1 - October 29, 2010, 7:46 am, #200128
GiBro airforce dose alot more then that and this guy did go WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY to far
5150monkeylove - September 24, 2010, 11:15 pm, #195426
Great job of Nullifying an issue. 5L
rerun - September 24, 2010, 10:42 pm, #195423

know_it_all has left the building....with some a**istance
GiBro - September 24, 2010, 10:35 pm, #195421
Your way out of line. Way way WWAAAYY the f*** out of line, and as a service member you should know better. Using dead grunts for political ammo, ha. Guess the air force wouldnt really know better at all, go patrol your desk.
know_it_all - September 24, 2010, 9:49 pm, #195411
how'm i sposed to spot the f4g if they're in coffins?
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 9:25 pm, #195229
Salutes..well done, well done indeed
evodmasters - September 23, 2010, 1:40 pm, #195150
Third row, far left side
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2010, 11:50 am, #195146
5L, the call is the call. You have to answer it. (besides, it might be your mother)
DeGrey - September 23, 2010, 2:04 am, #195126
The one buried face down so his friends will know him...
Iconoclast - September 22, 2010, 10:39 pm, #195096
A perfect 5L.
agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:29 pm, #195095
Knocked it out of the park.
GySgt1811 - September 22, 2010, 5:49 pm, #195051
Airman. Thank you. (Slow salute and back to parade rest.) 5
Sean - September 22, 2010, 5:46 pm, #195049
Brilliant. Just brilliant. P.s.: is it the one on the far left in the back? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Zealot - September 22, 2010, 4:43 pm, #195036
as much as i think it should have been on politifake i can not not 5L this
Airman - September 22, 2010, 2:58 pm, #195023
I almost put it on politifake, but I think it's ok here.. or seems to be so far
forseti - September 22, 2010, 2:56 pm, #195021
I love to make fun on stereotype g**s but in the end, ***ual orientation is totally overrated. God - if existing - only hates people who hate others for their ***ual orientation! 5 A(ir)men
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:37 pm, #195017
no, bots can't vote, but on occasion, the new ones will leave a black scuff mark on the floor
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 2:32 pm, #195016
what, a search bot can vote? I was wondering who was doing that. 5L 13 times then a 4 in the middle of the night.
GreyScorpion - September 22, 2010, 2:25 pm, #195015
the vote that dropped this was cast by a new search bot, not a member.
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 2:04 pm, #195013
A Truly De-motivational Poster, to have sent it to politifake would have been a waste, and i do agree that ***ual orientation should not be something to judge about. 5ls from me.
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 1:55 pm, #195012
my best friend growing up was g** and I would have him fight right next to me. 5 salutes, 21 if I could give them
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm, #195009
5L though!
50cal - September 22, 2010, 1:38 pm, #195008
As an combat arms Army vet myself, to say g**s can't serve is wrong in my books. I do however see a safety issue for them due to social background and beliefs others hold in service. Very touchy subject that I think should have been in the politifake site
HammerofHeeb - September 22, 2010, 1:30 pm, #195007
I voted 5L. I don't have issues fighting next to the g**s, just showering with them.
TheTrashHeap - September 22, 2010, 1:26 pm, #195006
So long as they don't try to literally "have your back"
suenero - September 22, 2010, 1:24 pm, #195003
5 Lions from me also. When you're in the ****, the last thing that matter is who someone has ***y with. What matter is that they have your back.
Reality Lord - September 22, 2010, 1:08 pm, #195002

5L dude. very powerful and i hope everyone reads the tags. awesome.


EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.


TAGS: nazi nazis hitler donald duck germany disney disneyland disneyworld eurodisny
Rating: 3.67/5

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GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 2:58 am, #193073
Wow,


JUICE SPILLS - the stains never seem to come out


TAGS: dont even reply
Rating: 4.8/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:52 pm, #202156
Hilarious!
fred - October 17, 2010, 6:05 pm, #198697
Thanks for the LOLs!
boeweizer - September 29, 2010, 6:58 pm, #196033
lemme get one of those i swear there is a cat mafia round my neighborhood
abbadon101 - September 29, 2010, 5:00 am, #195966
Like it.
DillyRat - September 26, 2010, 7:25 am, #195589
HAHAHA... I swear I peed a little ...
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:54 pm, #195215
HA!
jameswnash - September 23, 2010, 8:45 pm, #195209
so wrong lol no cant laugh...aw hell..lol
5150monkeylove - September 23, 2010, 7:31 pm, #195189
Perfection! 5 juicy little kitties and added to my favs.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 7:01 pm, #195184
LMAO


SKINNY DIPPING -


TAGS: dont be silly dear
Rating: 4.71/5

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motinet - October 10, 2010, 12:03 pm, #197667

lol... the expression on his face is like "oh ****... im so busted"


oldie -


TAGS: sardonic irony
Rating: 4.3/5

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Rick69 - August 4, 2014, 8:38 am, #256021
Oh you...
vindicator - July 23, 2014, 8:42 pm, #255833
LMAO, thats f***** up.
Airman - July 22, 2014, 10:08 pm, #255824
I have to fav this one.. no choice
MissPriss - July 22, 2014, 3:13 pm, #255810
Mr. Gary, that is teehee in such haha bad taste bahaha
GaryO - July 22, 2014, 9:46 am, #255800
Amen, Lord. My brother and I cannot attend the same funerals. Once we look at each other, we have a r-e-a-l hard time not busting out laughing.
Reality Lord - July 22, 2014, 9:41 am, #255799

the best humor is the ones you're not allowed to laugh at. LMFAO :)
Greeny - July 21, 2014, 10:48 pm, #255788
Is that a pun Rerun?
rerun - July 21, 2014, 10:02 pm, #255787

Gutsy....love it


MCDONALDS - Beating our youth since 1940. Would you like fries with that?


TAGS: mcdonalds sad ronald
Rating: 1.88/5

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birdie - August 18, 2008, 2:33 am, #15144
Do you believe in magic b****?? Well DO YOU??!!!!
J - July 8, 2008, 3:55 pm, #8583
I personally like this picture with the "Stay Down b****" caption.
Roamer - April 15, 2008, 3:12 pm, #1997
This isn't all that original anyway, I found one that simply said: OBEY. That was much funnier. Good image, but a bad poster... sorry.
ed dudley - March 12, 2008, 7:29 am, #1191
None of your comments are funny you ****. This picture was vaguely funny until I read your inane prattlings! f*** off!


CONSUMERISM - We buy stuff we don't need, with money that we don't have, to impress people we don't like.


TAGS: consumerisim don t need money like
Rating: 4.58/5

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suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:16 pm, #228295
do they do these suits for men t55 ?


Donuts -


TAGS: fantasy vii 7 rpg sephiroth cloud donuts
Rating: 2.8/5

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m16 - June 19, 2009, 6:58 am, #88204
This is blasphemous! Good job!
shtoinkReplyier - April 27, 2009, 2:26 pm, #75920
Sepiroth- he is pregnant. I knew it..
Panther - November 4, 2008, 10:56 pm, #33467
Who the hell drew this? Epic win in a box! Jenova's box...
shtoink - August 26, 2008, 2:40 am, #16760
sephiroth would NEVER let himself go and lose his feminine figure like that!


FRANKLY MY DEAR - I don't give a damn.




NOTHING -


TAGS: donuts bliss deepakchopra
Rating: 4.32/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm, #192133
Did I just hear wood creaking?


SPECIAL FORCES - When budget cuts get bad enough to reduce our special forces to "Special Forces"


TAGS: don t let it happen
Rating: 3.72/5

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Gath - May 20, 2011, 8:24 am, #218805
"Special" Forces.


THE PM'S CAT - Cats were once worshiped as gods They have never forgotten this




MUTANT -


TAGS: pokemon pikachu abandoned hammy
Rating: 4.31/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:07 pm, #246049
zombie-chu
Hawamleh - January 25, 2011, 5:37 am, #210766
yup
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:04 pm, #210728
a pikachu Zombie, guess ash lost that ball?


DONUT WARS - Don't get between men and their donuts!




ZONKEY -


TAGS: zonkey donkey zebra lonely paternety test
Rating: 4.39/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2011, 7:47 pm, #213707
Even zebras like a**.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 4:26 pm, #213696
We shall name her "Debra"


FAST FOOD APOCALYPSE - AND YOU WONDER WHY WE ARE DOOMED


TAGS: food apocalypse doomed mcdonalds fat
Rating: 3.89/5

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Reality Lord - February 20, 2012, 3:10 pm, #229870

no lingering death here. one massive explosion of arteries. and in the end...maybe he's the smart one.


DONUT BACON CHEESEBURGER - Breakfast of champs. I can't think of a better way to start the day.


TAGS: donut bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 3.13/5

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ThatGuy - June 22, 2010, 2:36 am, #181148
actually, I think theres a fried egg on it already...
boeweizer - June 22, 2010, 2:08 am, #181147
add some fried eggs and some cream cheese and we got ourselves a deal
agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 12:51 am, #181128
Cheese? #18182 - the Lutherburger.


Freedom of speech -


TAGS: evelyn beatrice hall psuedonym s g tallentyre friends of voltaire misattributed quote religions motifayk
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:30 am, #257270
Again, the International and Inerstallar Church of the confused choir chimes in with, A-a-amen.


A Woman Scorn -




HOW IT ALL BEGAN - The rest is hamburger history!


TAGS: hamburglar ronald mcdonald
Rating: 3/5

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ANAL - March 2, 2009, 10:32 am, #62970
This is robbery, not burgulary. He is the Hamrobber


POINTLESS - No sense in wasting a perfectly good flower when I already know he doesn't love me.


TAGS: don t waste the flower love
Rating: 5/5

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tellitlikeitis - March 20, 2012, 9:05 pm, #231737
Right you are... and what a fantastic picture!
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:48 pm, #231653
Right...you have to take in consideration that sooner or later, the flower will fade...


LOYALTY -




105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm, #180741
George poor dude...5/5


AGING -


TAGS: happy birthday rerun tribute don t it make your brown eye blue
Rating: 4.14/5

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forseti - September 7, 2010, 2:56 pm, #192690
ROFL rerun!!
rerun - September 7, 2010, 11:23 am, #192670

ah, the ever popular times when you can tel your wife she was right, it does hurt
GreyScorpion - September 7, 2010, 11:05 am, #192668
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ReRun!!
rerun - March 7, 2010, 9:18 pm, #162850

I seem to remember this poster, d*** you GS.
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:17 pm, #162849
yoo-hoo Rerun...:)
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:08 pm, #155445

hey, I am 100. Gotta keep pace, I never know when it will be my last time.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:05 pm, #155444
There's only one of you here? d***, I'm having a hard time keeping up. :S
rerun - January 31, 2010, 12:03 pm, #155443

guests? I thought I was special....
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 12:00 pm, #155442
No problem... Only trying to entertain my guests properly.
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:57 am, #155441

Oh, I remember a lot. Like when you and I posed for that pic in your avitar. Thanks for loosing up the handcuffs.
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:55 am, #155439
You forgot it's your hundredth birthday? Senile, too... What a shame!
rerun - January 31, 2010, 11:48 am, #155436

I was wondering what all the fuss was about....then I looked at my profile settings. Guess I need to actually change that, time travel really screws up my head....this was my original b-day until liked September better.
GreyScorpion - January 31, 2010, 9:51 am, #155423
its from that good clean life style, and living at the foot of the cross. Well, maybe not that last part. ;)
thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 9:47 am, #155422
Ya know, rerun looks d*** good for a centenarian.


CUTENESS - The wrestling game and puppy breath are cute now, But when he's 85 pounds and has your whole head in his mouth, your perspective will change.


TAGS: please don t eat my head
Rating: 4.84/5

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marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:35 pm, #217476
LOL! Great one!


Imagine -


TAGS: you don t needs math or science
Rating: 4.84/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 27, 2013, 2:15 am, #246045
I imagine that I'm having dinner with Einstein every Saturday evening. But my wife walks in and says, "Who the **** is the old man?" Oh, me and my imagination.


BEEP BEEP -


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.79/5

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Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am, #218035
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.


Guns don't kill people! -


TAGS: guns don t kill bullets do
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - July 5, 2015, 10:37 pm, #261899
It's happenin' now. 22 ammo is quite scarce here in the US
blesic - July 5, 2015, 8:54 pm, #261898
I know. Let's outlaw all the bullets, and the guns will become useless.
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2015, 10:12 pm, #261580
Incoming fire has right-of-way.
Bandit5906 - June 8, 2015, 12:01 pm, #261559
People kill people!


TASTES LIKE ASS -


TAGS: dogs and donkeys
Rating: 4.02/5
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 7:25 pm, #139903
lol Nice!
Derek - November 25, 2009, 3:43 pm, #139863
"- but I like it, like it, yes I do!"


FINALLY, - Someone gets it.


TAGS: mcdonalds lolcats fail
Rating: 3.92/5

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rerun - August 7, 2010, 7:02 pm, #188184

Them do it via PM
SundiMundi - August 7, 2010, 6:51 pm, #188182
I'd like to have a conversation with whoever decides what makes the site and what doesn't...


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: i don t remember most of my friends
Rating: 3.47/5

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P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 1:21 pm, #179480
This happened to me once only the swing was a go-kart and the ground was a baseball bat
agdaniele - June 13, 2009, 11:03 pm, #86779
Canadian gold.


AMERICAS LAW ENFORCEMENT PROFESSIONALS - Keeping The Streets Safe And the Donut Shops Safer




MACCAS RUNS -


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am, #242761
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am, #227510
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


6,992,126,047 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD... - Kinda staggering, right?




THE MOMENT... -


TAGS: don t settle less deserve
Rating: 4.94/5

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Haarakkon - June 1, 2011, 9:08 pm, #219461
A very "special brew".
crankyhead - June 1, 2011, 8:03 pm, #219456
great u5e of this ph**o
spacedog - June 1, 2011, 7:14 pm, #219452
Perfect steph1. 5L
Greeny - June 1, 2011, 7:31 am, #219438
nice 5teph!
Reality Lord - June 1, 2011, 7:23 am, #219435

oh yeah....nice
forseti - June 1, 2011, 6:39 am, #219431
awesome, 5teph!


BARGAIN- BEER IS NOW CHEAPER THAN GAS SO DRINK, DON'T DRIVE -




MCDONALDS COUPONS - That moment when you realize just how poor you really are.


TAGS: owned coupons mcdonalds funny win
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - November 27, 2011, 7:16 pm, #226213

nice, 5L


THE U.S. COAST GUARD - who else will save your dumb ass?


TAGS: an angle you don t want to see too much
Rating: 4.46/5

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MO - March 22, 2010, 1:22 pm, #166330
How does that allways happen to me? Swear I posted this without seeing your comments below Phy.....
MO - March 22, 2010, 1:21 pm, #166329
5 "whistling **** cans" for you!!
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 3:12 pm, #164981
but it would be a fun ride


WHAT UTTER NONSENSE -


TAGS: london riots mary poppins
Rating: 3.33/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - August 20, 2011, 3:04 pm, #223282
why'd you 1L yourself? I didn't even notice that mistake until you mentioned it
Iconoclast - August 19, 2011, 2:11 pm, #223190
It IS a great picture. Resubmit it the way you want it to be seen.
Airman - August 19, 2011, 10:27 am, #223183
that third line isn't right. Perfect example of rushing at the end of the day and not reading before hitting submit. I award myself 1L, and may Claude have mercy on my soul. What a waste of a great picture.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 18, 2011, 8:45 pm, #223168
nothin' beats the classics. 5 old film reels


CHILDREN - Much tastier than Big Macs


TAGS: grimus mcdonald s children
Rating: 3.24/5

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Produceman117 - December 18, 2009, 12:15 am, #146484
What if this really did happen that day and nobody was paying attention? Like what if he ate him and everything? How much would that suck?
Marvin Wankerstein - December 17, 2009, 9:20 pm, #146452
Yum, crunchy...
MrRandom - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm, #146431
Om nom nom?
GreyScorpion - December 17, 2009, 8:44 pm, #146430
must not taste good, look at him Grimace.


GAMEBOY CONDOMS - For when you really need to get your game on


TAGS: gameboy condoms donkey kong
Rating: 4.53/5

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DonnieBluesky - January 24, 2013, 10:02 am, #242786
Jaden Yuki would love these.:D


FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am, #207282
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am, #160032
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm, #159740
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am, #159734
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am, #159727
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am, #159726
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am, #159720
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am, #159719
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am, #159712
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


I AM THE WALRUS - Shut the f*ck up, Donny.




SNEAKY CAR DEALERS - $159 for a spray-on paint protector?


TAGS: dealer addons humvee
Rating: 4.85/5

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TheGoat - September 7, 2011, 8:44 pm, #224066
So where to I get my missile system for my Ford?
pcat - September 7, 2011, 7:58 pm, #224063
worth it......i mean the javelin of course


DONE - For me giving up is way harder than trying.


TAGS: done
Rating: 4.55/5

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Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:02 pm, #225766
Please also submit to Moti-twist
rerun - November 12, 2011, 3:44 pm, #225760

fantastic


DUNKIN DONUTS - Because our children weren't worth it




AWWWWW - Still not getting any of my bacon




HULK HANDS - Your individual results may vary.




DON'T WORRY - It's all white meat.


TAGS: cannibalism etc mcdonalds fatness whitemeat meat
Rating: 2.13/5

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Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:09 pm, #168115
Just love the disturbing mood in this picture. ;)


HAIKUS - Haikus are poetry. Sure. And Quantum Mechanics is math too.


TAGS: december challenge poetry dont get me started on fuzzy logic
Rating: 4.07/5

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Sean - December 18, 2009, 11:33 pm, #146749
"Bacon cheeseburger" ... Moooooooooooooooo beat "refrigerator" by two months, if memory serves.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:13 am, #145909
one produces the other
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 10:12 am, #145908
microwave burritos and rocky road.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 10:08 am, #145906
Fish Taco's ??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 9:58 am, #145905
Not really....I cried afterwords.....then came the comfort food.
LogicDude - December 15, 2009, 6:16 am, #145885
Hey Moooooooo...was it good for you too? ;-)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 7:54 pm, #145759
#70329.......I've been poster ra**d!......Not by you LD, But that Refrigerator is on my f***ing list!
motifake - December 14, 2009, 7:49 pm, #145758

"Refrigerator" LMAO!
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 5:36 pm, #145730
Can we toss new age music in there? 5L
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 5:22 pm, #145726
LOL, 5Ls.


Dance -




WELCOME HOME - Job well done soldier, job well done.




THE OTHER SIDE - What the travel brochures don't tell you...




MEANWHILE... IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... -


TAGS: magazine revolution donttreadonme americans
Rating: 4.11/5

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Sean - April 21, 2011, 6:06 pm, #217020
I played with matches quite a lot back when I was a kid who was forbidden from playing with matches. Now, not so much.
gas - April 21, 2011, 5:57 pm, #217019
But pools are not made to kill people, it's a place where kids are supposed to have fun. Finally I think the best way to prevent accidents is definitely keeping them away from any weapon, the same way you would simply forbid them from touching matches.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:08 pm, #216975
But as they point out in Freakanomics, pool safety, for younger kids, at least, is a far greater concern.
gas - April 21, 2011, 11:42 am, #216972
I see your point. In a country where unfortunatly almost anyone can buy a gun, maybe I would be the first to teach my kids gun safety.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:12 am, #216970
A lot of overhand punching and feather boa garroting.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:10 am, #216968
I will probably never own a gun, or ever fire one again, but I would not try to ban them all, or even most of them. I am creeped out by dudes with whole arsenals, though. That alone suggests underlying issues.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:07 am, #216967
what do you expect from Surfers and movie stars?
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216966
That's too simplistic, dude. California has about the same # of people as Canada, and there are more knife murders there, per year, than all types of murders in Canada. And we Canadians also have a lot of guns -- and aircraft carriers, by the way.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 11:04 am, #216965
My father, who is 86, grew up in a small town in Maine, and they hunted for their food. Very handy through the depression. So I was taught at an early age about gun safety. I hated hunting but it didn't stop him from taking me.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:55 am, #216964
But if your kids are likely to be arounds guns no matter what you do or don't own yourself, gun safety training is just responsible parenting.
gas - April 21, 2011, 9:24 am, #216962
I would have said scary better than irritating... Personally I can't imagine a father teaching his children how to use a firearm, except maybe in the case of hunters. Anyway, 5L for the poster :)
pzykosiz - April 21, 2011, 8:51 am, #216961
i hear you. no guns = no gun violence. you rarely hear about shootings in australia
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 6:47 am, #216955
I understand the strange part, but what's the irritating part?
forseti - April 21, 2011, 2:53 am, #216952
You can't imagine how strange and irritating this discussion is for a European...
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:28 pm, #216934
My kids are 11 and 13, have their own guns, taken classes...long line of military here. I prefer a Sig P226 myself...for when the hubs is deployed, my girl is a great sh**, like mama.
Sean - April 20, 2011, 9:18 pm, #216928
Or you can just teach her how to kill a man with a lacrosse stick. I mean that's good enough for Canadian dads all across my fine land -- and quite a few les*****, too.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:16 pm, #216919

great advise, thanks. I will do that soon (nice summer father/daughter activity)
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:10 pm, #216918
Get in touch with a club that is NRA affiliated. Good people there.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:08 pm, #216916
Sounds like you taught her well.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216915

i was refering more to the 6 y/o. I agree that kids should be taught to use & respect a weapon. My daughter wants to learn how to shoot, just need to find the right place to take her. Most people around here are too uptight.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 8:07 pm, #216914
Using firearms safely is the proper use of firearms.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:05 pm, #216913
and... i fired for 15 years with a military 1,000 yard highpower team. she grew up around weapons.
MPsniper - April 20, 2011, 8:03 pm, #216912
when my daughter was 12, i took her to army small arms firing school for M-16 rifle. it was a great dad/daughter weekend. kids MUST learn firearms safety AND the proper use of.
ICEMAN - April 20, 2011, 7:52 pm, #216910
Better yet, just teach your kids the proper use of firearms. Worked for me.
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216909

BTY - excellent poster (just keep your guns away from kids)
rerun - April 20, 2011, 7:44 pm, #216908

not ttoo soon, just today a 6 y/o kid brought a loaded gun to school for "show & tell"
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 7:26 pm, #216905
5L Sniper, as always, the best
Sean - April 20, 2011, 7:24 pm, #216902
Looks like school's out for the day. What? Too soon?


RELATIONSHIPS - Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.


TAGS: women don t forget 50cal
Rating: 4.83/5

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fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:22 am, #210177
The Look: get a pillow and blanket, because hubby's sleeping in the dog house tonight.
autumnspirit - January 15, 2011, 12:24 am, #209960
So true, so true. Nuff said! 5L's


DON'T PANIC - Always know where your towel is.




CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

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MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm, #125653
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm, #125648
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm, #84428
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm, #84424
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm, #84422
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm, #84418
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm, #84366
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm, #84340
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm, #84339
extreme fail


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




GORDON RAMSAY - He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up, but the fact of the matter is, he is still doing a woman's job.


TAGS: gordon ramsey ***ist
Rating: 2.33/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 26, 2010, 12:36 pm, #208340
A womans job? The best chefs in history have been men.
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 10:57 am, #208335
What a shallow comment.
Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 1:54 am, #208317
He may be doing a woman's job, but at least he is making a ****load of money doing it.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:05 pm, #173042
Three, he has a purdy mouth. No?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:40 pm, #173029
I resemble that remark.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:39 pm, #173027
Two, what are you doing here, you doughnut?
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:36 pm, #173026
One, I've met him before... Very nice guy. And as far as a woman's job... I'm happiest in the kitchen.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:21 am, #172987
I used to hate this guy. Screaming and all that crap on Hell's kitchen. I watched an episode of Kithchen Nightmares and now I'm a big fan. The guy knows his **** and actually has a heart. So I'munna give this one a 1. (It's funny though KFD)


SHE'S MY LITTLE - deuce coupe you don't know what I got


TAGS: mcdonalds beach boys
Rating: 4.63/5

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Airman - August 31, 2011, 1:38 pm, #223756
I would say that it is a large fry box, with a mcnugget box on top. Vrooooom
the1stCOMMI3 - August 31, 2011, 1:34 am, #223722
What is that, a big mac box???


MEGALODON - And you thought Jaws was bad...


TAGS: megalodon
Rating: 3.11/5

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kosskronos - February 3, 2013, 8:59 am, #243122
swim for your life!
Jacob - April 4, 2011, 9:19 pm, #215781
You know the scary thing is that's how big those d*** things were
Derek - December 18, 2009, 4:00 pm, #146633
- between his teeth
CANADA - December 18, 2009, 2:03 pm, #146617
20 minutes of air and my diving knife. i think he would feel me!
Mongo - December 18, 2009, 1:49 pm, #146616
Nice work.....a minor irritant in the bowel is all you'd be.


DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED - Your big day will be here soon enough ...




REALITY -




RESTRAINT -




RONALD BEGINS - Teach him well so that he won't grow up to be Stephen King's "It".


TAGS: ronald mcdonald clown baby
Rating: 3.48/5

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Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 11:19 am, #160674
ROR!!!! Nice matt, thanks.
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:13 am, #160673
I rake leaves... what's your point, Face??
Faceplant31 - February 25, 2010, 9:47 am, #160664
I rake offense to this TGW! J/k


VALVE - Turning scientists into badass heroes since 1998.




BAD HAIR DAY - Your hair will stand on end just before God Smites you with a bolt from the blue!




GOOMBA PIGEONS -


TAGS: fredo you re my older brother and i love you but don t ever take sides with anyone against the family again ever
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:21 pm, #196341
Topical and timeless. Love it.


FLAVORED COFFEE -


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm, #176561
More greatness.


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